Sep 21Schizophrenic’s Guide: Siphon’s WrathSiphon's Wrath Amazon.com: Siphon's Wrath eBook : Trump, Daniel: Bookswww.amazon.com I, Daniel Trump, wrote a hard-R themed novel about a dangerous cult, something adult, something dirty, something about how good and bad people can be. It’s a fantasy novel called Siphon’s Wrath. It stars Yukiko Tanaka, a student who attends the University of Remus because she wants to find her…Dangerous Cults3 min readDangerous Cults3 min read
Sep 20Schizophrenic’s Guide: Failure…I, Daniel Trump, don’t always win. I haven’t sold a million copies of my novels. People have downloaded my novels thirty thousand times, mostly free downloads. That’s not enough for me to support myself. I work as a writer, and it doesn’t pay for itself yet. I don’t know what…Writing2 min readWriting2 min read
Sep 5Schizophrenic’s Guide: DifficultI, Daniel Trump, do hereby apologize. I have been writing down to my audience. I have been writing what I thought you wanted to read. I have been writing what I thought I was supposed to write. I haven’t been writing art, true art, and for that I apologize. Somehow…Writing2 min readWriting2 min read
Sep 3Schizophrenic’s Guide: Mental Health Check-In…I, Dalton Lewis, am still crazy. Unless there is an unforseen medical miracle I will always be crazy. I am a mentally ill American. I talk to voices inside of my head. The diagnosis remains murky: paranoid schizophrenia or schizoaffective or thought disorder depending on the doctor. There’s no real…Mental Health3 min readMental Health3 min read
Sep 2Schizophrenic’s Guide: PrimeI, Daniel Trump, got to my friend Terry’s house in time to watch the Oklahoma-Arkansas State game. It wasn’t much of a game, as it turned out. Oklahoma won 73–0. We didn’t watch the entirety of the game, though, because on the other station was the Colorado-TCU game. TCU had…College Football2 min readCollege Football2 min read
Sep 1Schizophrenic’s Guide: 53I, Daniel Trump, wanted to evaluate the Chicago Bears and their 53 man roster. They fired Terell Lewis. He seemed really good. They fired Trevis Gipson. He seemed really good. They hired Tyson Bagent. He seemed really good. I was disgusted by the first two and delighted by the third…Chicago Bears3 min readChicago Bears3 min read
Aug 29Schizophrenic’s Guide: Dreamers Cult…I, Daniel Trump, have published a novella — The Dreamers Cult. It’s a full overhaul of a previous story that was published a few years ago. I’m trying to go through and rewrite all my old books and make them into stories about which I can be proud. …Novella3 min readNovella3 min read
Aug 27Schizophrenic’s Guide: How I Tried to Lose Weight…I, Daniel Trump, weighed 309 or so pounds a couple short years ago. I sat there, in my room, eating delivery food in the evenings. I ate too much food and didn’t work out enough. Then some things changed. My doctor prescribed me some medications to make me less hungry…Health3 min readHealth3 min read
Aug 27Schizophrenic’s Guide: Bears Preseason Game 3 Notes…Brief post today. I, Daniel Trump, watched game three of the Chicago Bears preseason schedule, their last game. They lost 24–21 to Buffalo. Buffalo played their legendary offense for their first drive of the game. They went down the field and scored a touchdown on the Bears. …Chicago Bears3 min readChicago Bears3 min read
Aug 26Schizophrenic’s Guide: Teenage Outsiders…I, Daniel Trump, created a group of outsider teenagers for my novella The Omniscience Cult. They were diverse, plucky, hardworking, the underdogs, wanted to do well, were wonderful people, and had hearts of gold. Then I had a twist in the first chapter. I switched things around. I won’t tell…Writing2 min readWriting2 min read
